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By Homard Simson

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Homard is some excite about the big federal erection going on here, but mostly because they are hard at it in the Untied States of America at the very same time.

It is a pretty sweet deal to go bankcorrupt down there, I guess, when they got a huge federal erection, especially if you are a great, big bad outfit like those Lehman Brothers.

It looks like the Lehman Brothers' other brother Darrel loaned out a whole bunch of money to deadbeats and then sold the loans to some guy on some Caribbean Island somewhere, probably Haiti I bet.

Now maybe they get to keep that cash even though they are trying to get the big $700 billion bailout from the U.S. taxpayer at the same time.

Or some friggin' thing.

Homard can't figger it all out but one thing is for sure, it's a good thing they call that place Haiti because I bet they got no love for the U.S. government!

But anyways so what to that, they hate the Americans.

Big deal; take a friggin' number, la.

All Homard care about is when is Li'l Stevie Harper gonna stop turnin' a blind eye to what's going on in the U.S. and offer our banks some free cash, cause crise knows they need it.

Those poor buggers are doing almost as bad as the oil refineries.

Stevie should spend less time apologizin' for all the funny jokes about lunch meat and Wayne Easter and a lot more time helping our banks and maybe not just the big ones neither.

For instance the Cap-Engorge-sur-Mer branch of the Worst Natural Bank of Homard/Frenchy's Store, which didn't have enough brains to pull off a stunt like those Lehman Brothers and all the other U.S. arseholes who got caught with their li'l digit in the Maple Leaf loan-grinder, but we are having the same cash-flows problem.

Sure, maybe it's not so bad as they got in the States but honest to frig Homard got a lot of 'bad loans' out there in the Cap cause all my clients had to pay for heat last winter.

So how about it, Wolfy-Eyes?

If you are so smiley and kind and love kids an' pets an' old people now just like it says on those expensive television ads "" at lease when the friggin' cable isn't broke up here like usual "" then how about you send a little love to my bank?

How about some of those 'unforgiveable loans' not just to my bank but all my clients also, so they can pay the 10 per cent hike in the power bill and the 20 per cent hike in the gas bill and the 50 per cent hike in the heating oil bill . . . holy frig when Homard think about it he wonder if Steve and all these other guy are all in the cahoots together.

Anyways Stevie don't give a care because he is dancing wit joy as a result of all the polls which say his other brother Steve aka Stephane 'Mush-Mouf' Dion from Quebec is about as popular as green shift, which is to say about as popular as gettin' your fiscal weiner caught in the loan-grinder.

But anyways now Homard has got the vision of Stevie Harper the Poll Dancer stuck in his head so the last thing on his mind now is a federal-case election!

Jeezo-cripe that is worse than thinking about that loan grinder.

Now Homard has gotta go take a flyin' leap off Viagra Falls and end it all, so see you later.

Homard Simson is a freelancer cause his lance not for sale at any price but speaking of free money, come see Homard about a nice investment loan, easy term, guarantee pay-off or no money back.